I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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dog

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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