What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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planking.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Star Wars

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Anti Joke

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