- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

the your face joke

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

"Hello." "Hi."

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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