I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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you just lost the game!

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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OGC - tilt your head

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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