- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

A van drives into a car.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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