- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

A guy is playing cod

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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