A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Small titties.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Sarah Palin is President

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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