women's rights.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Jews for Jesus

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My Girlfriend

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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