You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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austins gay lolololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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you just lost the game!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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