what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Avery has crabs.

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

jewish people like other jewish people.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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