- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Grapefruit.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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