How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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minced oaths

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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