Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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WNBA

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Hellen Keller

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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