When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Junior's love life.

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1unno;njfjk

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Obama is a good president.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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