How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Hellen Keller

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Rebecca Black

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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