Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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knock knock Come in.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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