- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

who eats pencils asians

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Hi colton

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

you just lost the game!

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