An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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your mother is so lesbian

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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