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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

obama is a good president

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What is brown and smells? Poop

women's rights

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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