- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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