- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

jewish people like other jewish people.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you call Obama? - the president

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Avery has crabs.

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