- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the mole say? Nothing

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

AVI IS A FAG

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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