Penis.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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suck my dick.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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your mother is so lesbian

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