Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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