two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

hi

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

World Peace

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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