What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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lol

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An asian walks out of math class

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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