- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Don't rape me!

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

The Economy

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

My mom.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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