- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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