What did you say? I don't know.

Jokes are funny.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

The Holocaust

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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