- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

knock knock Come in.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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