minced oaths

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Black people are clen.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down +25

whats gay ? you

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Unflushed Shit...

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

do you know what's so funny? yup

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Tim's gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +21

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops