What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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shut up

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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