A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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newt gingrich

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Avery has crabs.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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:-)book

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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