Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Yeah, totally.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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