Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Microsoft Windows

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Hellen Keller

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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