Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Pavel Novak

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Canida

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

like facebook.com/john maon

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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