Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Child Prostitution.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

newt gingrich

Avery has crabs.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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