You know George Washington? He died.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Woman's Rights.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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