A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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you just lost the game!

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Hi colton

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Y2K

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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