How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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