Benevolent villain.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Justin Bieber

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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