You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Woman's Rights.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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