AVI IS A FAG

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

jack shine has boobs

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Will gropes Ebola victims

Penis in a box.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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