How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What time is it? 12:03 AM

A Muslim blows up a bar

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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