- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

Knock knock silence Knock knock silence KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

The horse's name was Friday

What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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