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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

The glass is half an hour.

potato farming

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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