- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

A man farted. Another man walked away.

baby seal walks into a bar

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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