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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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jack shine has boobs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Penis in a box.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Anti Joke

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