Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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Herman Cain

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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your mother is so lesbian

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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