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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

sweaty black guy

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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