- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

A Muslim blows up a bar

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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