whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Romney 2012

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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lol

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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