What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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The glass is half an hour.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Icecream

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Anti Joke

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