- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Child Prostitution.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

look left now look right. washing machine

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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