School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A van drives into a car.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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