Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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George Bush.

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a little girl gets raped

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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whats gay ? you

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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