A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Hey, Max!!

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Pavel Novak

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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