what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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who eats pencils asians

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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The WNBA

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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